A man and his wife were having some problems

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving 

each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to

wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on 

a piece of paper, ‘Please wake me at 5:00 AM. He left it where he knew 

she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and

 he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his 

wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, ‘It is 5:00 AM wake up.’

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.