Funny Joke ‣ Italian Bread

Alfred, the 87-year old was gossiping with his friend Roberto sitting on a park bench in Zurich.

As they had been talking about women, Roberto said in parting, “Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”

So, on the way home, old Alfred stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, “Do you have any Italian bread?”

She said, “Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it.  Would you like some?”

He said, “I want 5 loaves.”

She said, “My goodness, 5 loaves… don’t you think by the time you get to the 5th it’ll be hard?”

Alfred replied, “To hell with it! Does everybody in the world know about this Italian bread but ME?!”