32 Funny Life Quotes To Make You Smile
If you’re in need of a pick-me-up, these funny life quotes will put a smile on your face and may even draw out a laugh. Turn your day around with these important quotes on life 🙂
For a boost of inspiration, take a look at these motivational quotes.
That moment in an argument when you realize you’re wrong
“Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.”
— anonymous
Funny life quotes about indecisiveness
“Hold on, I’ve gotta overthink about it.”
— anonymous
Just keep trying and maybe you’ll succeed
“Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.”
— anonymous
All three are important, but the funny bone especially
“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.”
—Reba McEntire
Wise words from Ellen DeGeneres
“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.”
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously… I’m Kidding
Funny life quotes that puts things into perspective
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin
When nothing surprises you at this point
“I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour.”
— anonymous
When people try filling your mind with their opinions and ideas
“The trouble with having an open mind is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
— Terry Pratchett
Bad decisions are a necessary part of life
“Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.”
― Mark Twain
You won the race
“When you feel worthless, remember you were once the quickest sperm cell.”
— anonymous
When you speak before you think
“Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.”
— anonymous
When your mind won’t turn off before bed
When you’re trying to sleep, but your brain decides to take a trip down memory lane and remember every stupid decision you made in your life.
― anonymous
Maybe it’s time to let your brain take the driver’s seat
“I’m no longer following my heart. That bitch gives bad directions.”
― Fuckology
The irony of this realization
“That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s and you realize you can’t do it.
— anonymous
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