Anna and blonde are walking home

Anna and blonde are walking home from a night at the bar and have to

 pee, so they stop at a cemetery.

With nothing to wipe with Anna uses her underwear and the blonde 

uses a nearby wreath.

The next day anna’s boyfriend calls his friend, “They are never going 

out again! Anna came home without underwear!”

The other replies, “You think that’s bad?

My girlfriend came with a card in her crack that said,

‘From all of us at the fire station, we will never forget you.